Succubi get perky in Age of Conan

by Adrian Bott Jul 21st 2008 at 1:00PM

Filed under: Fantasy, Age of Conan, Classes

Rejoice, O ye demonologists. No matter what else might be wrong with Age of Conan, a grievance that has been endured since Beta is now no longer to plague you. Yes, it has finally happened: the weirdly smooth-skinned succubus now has nipples. We can't show them to you for obvious reasons, but we assure you they are there. Moreover, female demonologists can now summon succubi, too! A new spell, Forced Summoning, allows the demonologist to force their summoned pet to match their own gender.

Some of our readers must be wondering why on earth this matters. Trust us, it matters to some. It matters a very great deal to some. The absence of succubus nipples - which, incidentally, were never 'removed', but rather never there at all, even in Beta - was part of the whole 'vanishing mature content' complaint, which now looks even more doubtful than it already did. Maybe now that succubi are anatomically complete, the AoC art department can work on some slightly more pressing issues?

Tags: age-of-conan, aoc, demonologist, funcom, succubi, succubus

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Steve_S said on 2:06PM 7-21-2008

They have about one more month to fix the memory leak or I'm done. They shouldn't be fixing anything until that is done.

george said on 3:11PM 7-21-2008

Pretty bad that I have 2.5ghz quad core, 8 gigs of ram, 1gig video card... Still cant run the game at 60fps... They need to fix the other bugs before they fix that type of stuff, but thats just me... Cancelled awhile ago due to the bugs and the glitches, friend still plays on my computer some times, and its still as bad as when it first came out... :(

Lost Creation said on 4:01AM 7-22-2008

You two realize that you're doing the equivalent of telling the receptionist to stop answering the telephone until the janitor gets that toilet in the men's room unclogged, right?

The folks who do texture work to make the succubus more anatomically correct are not the same group of folks who fix memory leaks and performance issues.

Brian! said on 5:17PM 7-21-2008

The sad part is, the nipples on the succubi now cause a slight slow-down in the combat animations resulting in less effective combat abilities.

But, we get titties!

FacelessOne said on 5:22PM 7-21-2008

Great article! If you are experiencing a slow performance, here's an article that explains what types of upgrade you should consider for Age of Conan - http://www.ConanHyborianAdventures.com/AoC-Upgrade/Age-of-Conan-Custom-Computers.html

If you have the recommended system requirements, but you want to see the game's full potential, here's another article for Age of Conan Video Cards: http://www.ConanHyborianAdventures.com/AoC-Upgrade/Age-of-Conan-Video-Cards.html

Enjoy!