Massively.com giveaway: Pirates of the Caribbean Online skulls
by Michael Zenke 
Nov 4th 2008 at 4:00PM
Filed under: Historical, Contests, Pirates of the Caribbean Online
All you'll have to do to enter, my swashbuckling swillhound, is leave a comment on this here post! Why don't you let us know what yer favorite pirate expression is? This blogger is a big, big fan of the traditional YARRR! You'll need to comment before 7:00 AM EST Thursday, November 6th, me bucko. You can only enter once per person, and after the contest closes we'll ship out these shipmates to two randomly-selected skulltenders! Give us at least a week to ship out this massive pile of booty. To win you must be age 18 or up (Shanghai-ing age). Plus ye must be a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec). For full eligibility details, we suggest you read our official rules, ye scallywag! Good luck, and keep your eyes on the treasure!
Psst, did you know we're giving away additional treasure all week from Twitter? You can only win if you follow us! Yarr!
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FeendRendor said on 4:13PM 11-04-2008
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
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Ryzomite said on 4:44PM 11-05-2008
Happy Birrrrrthday Massively!
Matthew Brown said on 4:26PM 11-04-2008
I like pirates! =)
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Rollins said on 4:14PM 11-04-2008
yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
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chris said on 4:16PM 11-04-2008
Arrgh! Pirates!
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Benden said on 4:33PM 11-04-2008
"Pan!"- Captain Hook
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Nitemare said on 4:37PM 11-04-2008
Yo-Ho Yo-Ho
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Uldan said on 4:38PM 11-04-2008
You can never go wrong with " Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum!"
Even Capt Jack himself agrees
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Etherealbyte said on 7:44PM 11-04-2008
I'm Guybrush Threepwood! A mighty pirate! :P
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colin said on 4:51PM 11-04-2008
“Where there is a sea there are pirates”
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Morganic said on 4:56PM 11-04-2008
Yarr me hearties!
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Mark said on 4:57PM 11-04-2008
Shiver me timbers!
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Havohej said on 7:03AM 11-05-2008
I says shiver yer own damned timbers!
But I be thinkin' me favoritest pirate-y phrase gots t'be "Hoist the colours!"
Librarian D.O.A. said on 5:06PM 11-04-2008
Belay the the bilge, ye scurvy dogs, or be poxed, pillaged and tossed on the poop deck!
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Simons said on 5:18PM 11-04-2008
"Keelhaul 'im!"
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Mr. Pickles said on 5:22PM 11-04-2008
Favorite Pirate expression:
Ship swab----"Yar, captain, what be that wheel doing on ****."
Captain----"Arrr, it be drivin' me nuts!"
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Mr. Pickles said on 5:27PM 11-04-2008
Forgot another one:
Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!
We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!
We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!
(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)
(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Weigh anchooor!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
Hahaha! (Yay!)
We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!
(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
Laaaand ho!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!
(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Hahahahaa!
You're a pirate!
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Ninevah said on 5:29PM 11-04-2008
Argh!
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Lear said on 5:29PM 11-04-2008
Yar is a timeless classic and serves as both confirmation and reinforcement of my scurvy status.
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Brigand said on 5:39PM 11-04-2008
I like a twist on the traditional "yarr." Heeeyarrrrrr!
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