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The Best of Massively: Our top 5 weirdest news stories

by Samuel Axon Oct 6th 2008 at 2:30PM

Filed under: Galleries, Age of Conan, EVE Online, Culture, Sword of the New World


We're still counting down to Massively's first birthday by compiling the best and most entertaining coverage we've done. So far we've listed our most important interviews and our most helpful guides. This time around, we're looking back at the top five strangest, weirdest and sometimes-raciest news stories we've covered since we launched last November.

Whether you missed these stories or you're just ready for a refresher, we hope they'll make you smile and laugh -- or at least make you raise an eyebrow or two!


Gallery: The Best of Massively: Our top 5 weirdest news stories

5 - Richard Garriott's crazy-awesome house4 - Sword of the Nude World3 - The answer to EVE Online's Ultimate Question is 422 - Age of Conan's accidental breast reductions1 - Elf ear plastic surgery

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Funcom apologizes for involuntary breast reductions

by Chris Chester Jun 3rd 2008 at 9:00AM

Filed under: Fantasy, Age of Conan, Bugs, Forums


We'll have to be completely honest with you; ever since Jorgen Tharaldsen's famous proclamation,"You'll see titties," the topic of Age of Conan and its famously epic mammaries is one that comes up rather frequently around the Massively offices. What can we say, we're admirers of the female form... also, we like boob jokes. In any case, we were rather distressed to hear of some Age of Conan players complaining that their in-game counterparts were lacking a certain lactoid luster.

It might seem like a frivolous complaint, but from the images provided by a forum user named Gust, it's become evident that the change in chesticle size is actually significant. And Funcom is taking the complaint seriously, saying in part, "Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon." It's sporting of them admit their mistake, and hopefully they'll have it fixed as quickly as many of the other bugs they've had since launch.

[Via Kotaku]

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Tags: age-of-conan, aoc, breasts, bugs, character-models, female, forums, funcom, gust, kotaku

Ladies and gentlemen: Flexiboobs

by Akela Talamasca Jan 31st 2008 at 3:00PM

Filed under: Real life, Video, Business models, Crafting, Making money, News items, Opinion, Second Life, Free-to-play, Virtual worlds

If you were around in Second Life when flexiprims were introduced, you knew, as I did, that it was only a matter of time before this happened: flexiboobs have arrived.

Raven Ivanova sells these avatar attachments at her store Smashing Prims, where apparently they're quite popular -- to the tune of about $2,000 after only 2 months on the market. Residents can buy the breasts as separate attachments, or as adjuncts to dresses that Ivanova also sells at her store. For the full story, and a video of the flexiboobs in action, check out Hamlet Au's New World Notes.

I'm going to have to stop predicting the future. Or failing that, predict something useful to me.

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Tags: breasts, flexiboobs, flexiprims, hamlet-au, new-world-notes, raven-ivanova, second-life, smashing-prims

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